July 2012
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I heard this great joke on Sims once...
Ba harmy putar?
GLARCH!
i want to talk to you but i’m ugly
Me: I'm going to eat whatever I want today and not care.
Me after eating: Kill me.
“What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.”
– John Green, Looking for Alaska (via hourae)
niggaqueef:
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
hahaha. exactly how i would describe the feeling as XD
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Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?
Son: I smoked weed, dad
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
